When you’re failing gym class and you tryna get ya grade up at the last minute
- pro-life advocates: *verbally harasses abortion patients and pickets outside of clinics, compromising the safety and privacy of the patients*
- westboro baptist church: *holds up picket signs that say how jewish, muslim, and gay people are going to hell and that god hates them personally*
- ferguson protesters: *protests peacefully over the murder of an unarmed black teenager*
- police: what the fUCK this is horrendous and completely out of order call in all units
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”